Playing around with deaths

Consider a story, talking about love, hate, and everything nice.
What makes it dramatic, unforgettable, nay...memorable?
Why, deaths. So tragic, so sad, and yet...it is this very thing that makes drama live.
So, ideas, ideas. People are so fragile. And the reaper loves us to death.

In that notion, let us make a choice that will make the story even more...dramatic. starting from 1, to make our story better. Please make your choice in a poll that our kartiyem will make. And with that ranking I will make the people most likely to die, die in agonizing and horrible deaths.

1. Death by slowly drowning underground.
2. being crushed from the waist down by falling rocks.
3.Asphyxiation (choking to death) from lack of air by being trapped in a basalt pocket.
4.Getting a knife ran through chin up to the skull.
5.Getting cut slowly, without actually hitting the artery. losing consciousness, and drained out of blood by being hanged on a tree.
6.Simply, getting pushed on a table and having fitteen butcher knife falling on top of you.
7.Fall of a mountain onto a strategically placed pointy tree.
8. Getting shot at the back by a loli.
9. Get stabbed hundreds of time in the stomach by a hunting knife while being raped. (NYAHAHAA)

No, I'm serious. Those are going to be in our VN. So choose right, and you may see our characters die so many horrible deaths you'll laugh like  a maniac.